Its all or nothing
And nothings all I ever get
Every time I turn it on
I burn it up and burn it out

Its always something
Theres always something going wrong
Thats the only guarantee
Thats what this is all about

Its a never ending attack
Everythings a lie, and thats a fact
Life is a lemon and I want my money back!

And all the morons
And all the stooges with their coins
Theyre the ones who make the rules
Its not a game - its just a rout

Theres desperation
Theres desperation in the air
It leaves a stain on all your clothes
And no detergant gets it out

And were always slipping through the the cracks
Then the movies over - fade to black
Life is a lemon and I want my money back!

What about love?
Its defective!
Its always breaking in half

What about sex? !
Its defective!
Its never built to really last

What about your family?
Its defective!
All the batteries are shot

What about your friends?
Theyre defective!
All the parts are out of stock

What about hope?
Its defective!
Its corroded and decayed

What about faith?
Its defective!
Its tattered and its frayed

What about your gods?
Theyre defective!
They forgot the warranty

What about your town?
Its defective!
Its a dead end street to me

What about your school?
Its defective!
Its a pack of useless lies

What about your work?
Its defective!
Its a crock and then you die

What about your childhood?
Its defective!
Its dead and buried in the past

What about your future?
Its defective!
And you can shove it up your ass!!

Its all or nothing
And nothings all I ever get
Every time I turn it on
I burn it up and burn it out

Its a never ending attack
Everythings a lie, and thats a fact
Life is a lemon and I want my money back!

And were always slipping through the the cracks
Then the movies over-fade to black
Life is a lemon and I want my money back!
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